Happy Dog

Happy Dog

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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I asked my wee dog to help with the dishes

He just happily wagged his tail

I asked my wee dog to help vacuum the floor

He just happily wagged his tail

I asked my wee dog to load the dishwasher

He just happily wagged his tail

Since my wee dog seems not inclined to help out

I have a happy wee dog for sale



© 2020 Dave Brown


Author's Note

Dave Brown
just kidding
my wife hung the sign round my neck
and with my sale
comes the end of my tale

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My main gripe around here -- dogs don't do s**t to help me out & pay me back for all my sacrifices. Can't they at least keep the birds from pecking the living s**t out of my winter broccoli? Can't they have coffee ready when I awaken, instead of me waiting on them with a dire caffeine deficit? My griping is legendary, but you go & make all this drudgery into a fun happy lovable poem. That's what I hate about cheerful obedient dolts like you (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 5 Months Ago


Dave Brown

5 Months Ago

someone has to be obedient!
We have decided to keep him in spite of his shortcomings
B.. read more
LOL! I love this write Dave. I too am a dog lover and have a wee little Corgi that is always getting into trouble. ~Sharon

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

they are tooooo sweet
Hahahahaha! This is the very reason I help around the house and resist from peeing and pooing under the sofa and carpet. I can't risk being sold off.

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

I think you cats, ditzy or not, are more inclined to help out around the house what with mouse catch.. read more
Ha ha. Bad dog. Lazy dog. Can't play all the time you know, there's work to be done too Dave. Just about to go into lockdown for the second time. Here we go again. Happy days.

Chris

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

we have been quite fortunate here but big increase as a result of Halloween parties
Lockdown .. read more
Christine Anne Shaw

6 Months Ago

You know I haven't done any knitting for a long time. There's a thought. More likely to be watching .. read more
Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

joan bought a big fancy sewing machine for her winter days solution but....haven't seen too.....much.. read more
I think you'll hear from the Wee Dogs Union about this.

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

I understand his union rep is a docked Rottweiler!!!!!

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Dave Brown
Dave Brown

gabriola island, BC - British Columbia, Canada



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