Buying Jeans

There was a young lady from Orleans

Who had purchased a new pair of jeans

At a dollar a hole

It took her whole bankroll

And it seems she’d bought nothing but seams

 

A dear miss pedalling her bicycle

In cold weather meant for an icicle

Batted her gorgeous eye

At a guy driving by

Both warming up in his backseaticle

 

When Irene dyed her hair extreme green

From outer space she was easily seen

Even folks up in Mars

Driving electric cars

Had to put up a reflective screen

 

 

 

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Love your playful & lighthearted way of making fun of those who get caught up in various trends instead of dressing for the weather. Love your farfetched examples, keeping this in the cosmic & comic zone (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

From the get go this intrigued me
I had to read it quick to see the ending
Looooved the last verse especially
Great write ✍️

[Dave Brown]

I see Australia is doing extremely well in the Covid thing
Must make you feel pretty good after all the fires last year
stay safe

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

Yes we have done better than most
Not without its dramas and numbers though much lower than uk USA Europe
Thanks
Our summer in a month we all bracing for another fire season
Thanks 😊

[duff]

Clever writing with an out of bounds imagination. Playful and intriguing that says check me out. I look good ya'll. Oh how the female shape can mesmerize. This is great Dave!

[Dave Brown]

Thanks Duff
Glad you got a laugh

[Andrew Nelson Stewart]

The acknowledgement of beauty and window shopping as I like to call it ... haha. Loved how you penned so eloquently the adventures of buying jeans no matter the expectations ... we get what we can get and still be satisfied. How the woman had a strong appeal to passer-byes checking her out. Humorous and beautiful keep writing sincerely your friend in writing and life :)

[Dave Brown]

A bit of humor never hurts, especially in times like these
Thanx4visit