Buying Jeans

Buying Jeans

A Chapter by Dave Brown



There was a young lady from Orleans

Who had purchased a new pair of jeans

At a dollar a hole

It took her whole bankroll

And it seems she’d bought nothing but seams


A dear miss pedalling her bicycle

In cold weather meant for an icicle

Batted her gorgeous eye

At a guy driving by

Both warming up in his backseaticle


When Irene dyed her hair extreme green

From outer space she was easily seen

Even folks up in Mars

Driving electric cars

Had to put up a reflective screen




© 2020 Dave Brown

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Love your playful & lighthearted way of making fun of those who get caught up in various trends instead of dressing for the weather. Love your farfetched examples, keeping this in the cosmic & comic zone (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 8 Months Ago

From the get go this intrigued me
I had to read it quick to see the ending
Looooved the last verse especially
Great write ✍️

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

I see Australia is doing extremely well in the Covid thing
Must make you feel pretty good aft.. read more
Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)

8 Months Ago

Yes we have done better than most
Not without its dramas and numbers though much lower than .. read more
Clever writing with an out of bounds imagination. Playful and intriguing that says check me out. I look good ya'll. Oh how the female shape can mesmerize. This is great Dave!

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

Thanks Duff
Glad you got a laugh
The acknowledgement of beauty and window shopping as I like to call it ... haha. Loved how you penned so eloquently the adventures of buying jeans no matter the expectations ... we get what we can get and still be satisfied. How the woman had a strong appeal to passer-byes checking her out. Humorous and beautiful keep writing sincerely your friend in writing and life :)

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

A bit of humor never hurts, especially in times like these

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Added on November 5, 2020
Last Updated on November 7, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


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