Superman

Superman

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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With Covid 19 keeping

Feet off the street

There was little to do

For his crime fighting fleet

Forcing Superman

To sent Superboy a tweet

Telling him to turn in his cape

And start using his feet

 

With a lack of crime

Day after day

The man of steel

Couldn’t meet his staff’s pay

Causing an unpaid Superboy

Sitting unemployed at the Bar

To decide to put robbery

Into his 2dojob jar

 

Musing that a Liquor Store

Would be first on his list

Because robbing Banks wasn’t easy

When you’re thoroughly pissed

One beer after one other

Twisted his wrist

Until his once keen mind

Was mired in a mist

 

But being hammered on booze

Didn’t help his case

With even with no kryptonite

In his data base

His lack of fleet feet

Immediately ended the chase

Altho' the result of this affair

Hasn’t been a complete disgrace

With him always being broke

He couldn’t find living space

And tho still unemployed

At least he now has his own nice little place

 

 



© 2020 Dave Brown


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