The Apple Issue

The Apple Issue

A Chapter by Dave Brown



Strolling through the hills of Eden

God met the strangest pair there

A couple attempting to access apples

And both were completely bare


My goodness thought God

They are after one of my prizes

Well for this unthankful pair

I have a few surprises


God decided to ban them for life

But Adam declared the whole thing a fake

Because he vehemently declared

Eating apples gave him a belly-ache


From his resort in Well-Hell-a-Lets-Go

He interrupting his golf game to see

If the courts would reverse the decision

Re: the garden and its apple tree


He asked the supreme court

To declare the apple uneatin

And reallow the couples garden access

For unending, uninterrupted feedin


The decision’s still through the courts

And Adam still on the golf course

But because of a trouble causing serpent

Adam’ll soon need to find a new apple source





© 2020 Dave Brown

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A true-to-life demo of how ridiculous our vote-disenfranchising brouhaha has become in the USA, a battle still ranted about daily (tho everyone at the helm gave up the covid fight months ago). I suppose you've gone pious on us, subtly moralizing about the lame states of America. We have endless adoration for dumb reality-show wash-outs & a NY-mayor-has-been doing damaging due diligence in the courts, both too many decades beyond their heyday. And you wonder why I'm holed up in the wilderness, keeping my distance from Trumpian fervor still hot across nearby agricultural lands? Thank you for keeping me plugged in when I've been desperately trying to unplug from this madness! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

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