Nini in a Mini

There was a nini drivin round in a Mini

Preferring to drive round in the skinny

But because the Mini was low to the ground

The nini often dragged his butt around

 

Then one day he lost his complete rear-end

Happened going round a hair-pin bend

He’s since gone off to buy a bigger Cadillac

Till he has a chance to grow his rear-end back

 

And he pines, as that day approaches

With the Caddy’s mileage being atrocious

And what's now become his greatest fear

Time taken to get his bare butt back in gear

Reviews

[barleygirl]

It's been so long since I've existed in a world with cars, I honestly don't know what brands & models are out there, anymore! But I do realize that getting into a tiny car, low to the ground, is not something I would choose to do anymore, on these wobbly painful legs! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dave Brown]

my wifes very same comment
they are just too low but these are fun to drive