Nini in a Mini

Nini in a Mini

A Chapter by Dave Brown



There was a nini drivin round in a Mini

Preferring to drive round in the skinny

But because the Mini was low to the ground

The nini often dragged his butt around


Then one day he lost his complete rear-end

Happened going round a hair-pin bend

He’s since gone off to buy a bigger Cadillac

Till he has a chance to grow his rear-end back


And he pines, as that day approaches

With the Caddy’s mileage being atrocious

And what's now become his greatest fear

Time taken to get his bare butt back in gear

© 2020 Dave Brown

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It's been so long since I've existed in a world with cars, I honestly don't know what brands & models are out there, anymore! But I do realize that getting into a tiny car, low to the ground, is not something I would choose to do anymore, on these wobbly painful legs! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Months Ago

Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

my wifes very same comment
they are just too low but these are fun to drive

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1 Review
Added on November 29, 2020
Last Updated on November 30, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

gabriola island, BC - British Columbia, Canada

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