![]() Santa's VisitA Chapter by Dave Brown![]() 👀![]() Something
rattled my pillow And
then shook my head Which
turned out to be Gyproc Falling
all over my bed Me
n’my wife Of
which I was the much fatter Abandoned
the collapsing bed To
see what the hell was the matter I
had to give my head a shake With
my very sanity at stake here When
I saw a red suited fat guy And
a whole buncha reined deer The
fat guy had fallen through the roof And
with a nod of the head Both
he and all his sharp hoofed deer Did
the real job on our bed He then grabbed a big empty sack And
waddled fairly quickly downstairs As
we both dropped to our knees And
tried to remember our prayers The deer meanwhile, pulled the sled Out
onto the front deck And
cuz we were freezing, we each Had
to grab a turtleneck We watched as he dragged that sack, stuffed Slowly
back upstairs Obviously now containing all our belongings Included our new designer chairs He
also had a bottle Of
our very best rye Which
he shared with the whole herd To
help them once again get up real high Then
they arose from the front deck Of
which we had the perfect view And
as he flew away with all our possessions He
called back to all WC’ers A
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!! © 2020 Dave Brown |
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By Dave BrownAuthor![]() Dave Browngabriola island, BC - British Columbia, CanadaAboutI'd like to thank those who have been kind enough to review my efforts. more..Writing
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