![]() Big IronA Chapter by Dave Brown![]() 👀![]() A
Maid from the lone prairie With the big iron on her hip The
only thing she had to fear Was
any kind of unfortunate slip ...…………….Any unfortunate slip She
came early to the laundromat Keenly
listening for that certain sound When
the dryer’s tumble cycle Had
finally finished its last round ..……………..finished
its last round In
the dryer, in its last tumble Was
a newish garment, colored pure red And
she aimed to use the big iron on it After
she had finished getting fed .....………………Finished
getting fed Cuz
she was really very hungry And
anxious to have a good breakfast meal
And
she’d do her ironing right after She
had dealt with that breakfast deal ....…….…………………That
breakfast deal Unable
to fit into her old garment anymore She
recalled, while displaying a frown Last
shopping trip, she’d bought a larger 24 Now
to iron it, she lay that garment down .....……………………..Lay
that garment down Twenty
times she’d started her ironing Twenty
times she’d had a whoopsie slip Cramming
and jamming each time, but This
time she’d use, the big iron on her hip ......………………………………Big
iron on her hip Today
was the day, ‘to coin an old cliché’ ‘To
put up or shut up’ like a real ironing chic Which
people round said, when it happened Her finished job had been like so too sick ..........................Been like so too sick Having
successively used, the big iron on her hip .....................................Big
iron on her hip © 2021 Dave BrownReviews
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By Dave BrownAuthor![]() Dave Browngabriola island, BC - British Columbia, CanadaAboutI'd like to thank those who have been kind enough to review my efforts. more..Writing
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