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Magic Elixir

Magic Elixir

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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If yur butt bloomin’s become a disgrace

And is consuming too much extra space

If folks offer you an extended stare

Thinking they are observing a one headed pair

Then come on along to try our magic elixir

Guaranteed to reduce your big butted fixture

For what we consider a nominal price

You’ll fit into each outfit, not once but twice

Or if you’ve a close amigo also of extra size

Who’s similarly familiar with stare poppin eyes

You two can enjoy the unmitigated pleasure

Of joyfully shrinking twenty sizes together

And if by the small chance things go awry

We have more magic for you each to apply

Meant for folks that continue to shrink

Until they are near lost inside an eye blink

What we have then to ensure you're re-viewed

Is a bakery full of delicious getting fat food

In fact, most of our customers get thin to get fat

Our elixir and bakery effectively handle all that

 

 

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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I find a lot of modern comedy based in shock or rudeness. There's nothing like the good clean fun of silly poems that make us laugh from the inside out. Loved It!

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dave Brown

3 Months Ago

watched JAWS last night
He provide another weight loss solution but perhaps a bit too permane.. read more
covid sequester and inactivity is not helping the bunnies figure! and my creeky shoulder had put the kabash on my weight lifting workout routine lately so I'm getting into a sad state these days sign me up for a bottle or two Dave

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dave Brown

3 Months Ago

watch for UPS .
Is your magic elixir also called liposuction? How about amputation?

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dave Brown

3 Months Ago

they'd miss out on all those sweet buns

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