African Safari

African Safari

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Looking for a business opportunity

Ethel Elephant and boyfriend Tiger Terry

Wanting to tap the tourist trade

Decided to operate an African safari

 

Up on her monstrous backside

A passenger carrier was mounted

And for the first trip of the season

The standard fare would be discounted

 

But before one step had been taken

Her painful arthritis acted up in that spot

They then had to postpone the safari

Until she finally got a cortisone shot

 

With Uranus being able to view tonight

And heranus now fixed to the letter

As far as elephant safaris are concerned

This one just couldn't get any better

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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I have a sneaky suspicion this is a true account of one of your harebrained business endeavors, the one that came after that time you tried to make money off bigfoot-hunting doofuses who were intent on speaking Sasquatch to the big boy. I kinda resent that you follow the old wornout cliche & make the one with a huge a*s FEMALE! So typical of a sexist male author (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

It is just that they are more warm and cuddly
A cortisone shot in the anus? I hope she was drunk at the time.

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

for some its quite heinous but for we Elephants, it doesn't slightly painus

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