More Pure Bunk

More Pure Bunk

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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There’s a huge Sasquatch in the deep dark woods

Generously embellished with the goods

For each female Sasquatch

His efforts were not botched

Which kept him active ever since childhood

 

There is a bishop with a-ton-a spunk

Referring to other’s writing as junk

But that’s a swan song

He’s got it all wrong

Cuz my writing’s really only pure bunk

 

A Bear and a Sasquatch both bent an ear

Saying their chance for romance was austere

Both being mechanics

And sharing dynamics

But neither could get their drive train in gear

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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You have literally OWNED the limerick genre since I've been checked out & I'm envious as hell! I'm trying hard not to get distracted, to stay focused on my book, but these badass bonky-donks are just begging for a touché! I am in awe of your limerick prowess, my man *bowing down* Fondly, Margie

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