Absukalieuatered Advise

Absukalieuatered Advise

A Chapter by Dave Brown



There came a blezomper from the sky

I wished had somewhere else to go

That would preferably, pass on by

Because it was shaped just like snow


I much gazerab snow pon mountainside

Where it can be unaffectedly enjoyed

Where the scazyciods can ski and glide

Not where I’ll be gingadottaly employed 


While the bazinglewims are up having fun

I’m gazanked with a physical kabuvvle

Because I am usually the kadinkled one

Having to yakollandish with a snow shovel


Neglecting to yakollandish can be a danger

Resulting in a serious shuzzlldupper

I’ll be like the unfortunate dazzleanger

Who gets not one bazelump of supper


Although it can look awfully pretty

And in the right place, can be sorta nice

But the landing elsewhere, of each itty-bitty

Would be my absukalieuatered advice



© 2021 Dave Brown

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Are you composing Sasquatch again? Or is this more of your Yeti spaghetti? Perhaps I've mistaken your abundant Bigfoot ballyhoo for abominable absukalieuamatter chatter.

For one who bellyaches so much about the complexities of my poetic pontificating, I think you better flip the dazzleanger & turn it toward your own yakollandish dallying (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

PS: but I still adore you cuz you could never forget A SINGLE ONE . . .

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Mostly light Hearted


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