Diddly Squat

Diddly Squat

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Hey!

What’s happin?

Diddly squat.

Thanks for pickin me up.

Uh-hu.

Bleeping thing wouldn’t start this morning,

Know why?

Humm, don’t know, could be carb but whatever, I got it towed, more money, can’t seem to stop spending.

Ya, I know, it sucks!

Well, let me get this round as a thankyou.

Oh! OK!

Then you can get the next one as a ‘your welcome’.

Haha!

An can you drive me?

Where?

Gotta geta Valentine’s card.

Oh ya, for your new lady,

Right.

She’s hot.

Ummm, yummy.

She likes cards and stuff, yu know.

Ya.

Kina early isn’t it?

If I leave it, I’ll forget.

What about present or flowers or like that?

No, but I’ll read you a little poem I’m gunna leave inside.

I’ll pass.

Just listen, it won’t hurt, no pain no gain.

OK, but just this one time.

 

“Roses are red

Violets are blue

And I’s be so like too totally

Blue without U”

 

Wow, lucky girl, so too sweet, you got talent.

Ya, I guess.

Should ‘blue’ be used twice?

Don’t sweat it.

‘K’, when do you wanna go?

How bout after the ‘your welcome’ round?

Works for me.

Dude.



© 2021 Dave Brown


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The entire poem I could understand the feelings going on inside. I love those roses are red... Violets are... Good work tottally

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

ddude !
"roses are red
violets are blue
I like peanut butter
can you swim?"
okay, doesn't make sense...I SHOULD have used Blue twice.

She did not like this...and she threw her dead battery at me.
Gave me acid refulx
and another ex-relationship.
j.

Posted 6 Months Ago


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Posted 6 Months Ago


I love this kinda-different style for you! You've incorporated the Paul Bell style of telling a rambling story thru only dialogue, yet you've retained your own distinctive style of painting doofus characters to the hilt. I mean, nobody makes ignorance look as dashing & hoity-toity as you do. You've got your finger on the pulse of ignorant hill-folk, like the kind I live around. And you know how we write about them like it's a spoof, like we aren't ONE OF THEM!!!! *wink! wink!* This poem is very well crafted & one of your top notch creations! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

always with the pleasant reviews, its no wonder you can't remember each moment of pleasure you have .. read more
barleygirl

6 Months Ago

Wow! Sweet dollop!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got tourrettes
and I can't effin' rhyme.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I've got dementia..
Cheese on toast.

Ah, what lucky lady will get to slap me on the face this year 😊😑

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

LOL, I'd get a copyright on those just in case someone else made the mistake of trying to reuse them.. read more
Dave Brown

6 Months Ago

Nope, once malicious always malicious
Lorry

6 Months Ago

Ha! Still having the odd glitch and won't let me save stuff to reading lists, but definitely less gl.. read more

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