Tying Shoes

Tying Shoes

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Are you able to put your foot in a Fluevog

After overly indulging in alcoholic eggnog

When co-ordination is something you lack

And leaves you lying flat on your back

 

Down where mindless mad creatures prowl

Where foul fowl screech their horrid howl

Where bulimic bugs form contagious disease

Spluramoaged over you by filthy foraging fleas

 

Where spewing volcanoes burble and boil

Affecting your braincells which broil and roil

Gushing hot lava ignites both your arms

And your arrested for having illegal firearms

 

There, try to tie your laces in a neat knot

When your fingers are especially quite hot

And if that’s something your able to do

Try it again with the other shoe

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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The whole poem seems to be realistic. Loved very well

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

Thankyou Arundass
I am guessing you own a pair of Fluevog and enjoy the occasional eggnog
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ArundassTP

2 Months Ago

Thanks friend
A deplorable condition to be so contorted by the demon rum. Leads to using big words in tight places. Funny stuff alcohol.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

been there too often when young and stupid but now, I don't mind the occasional eggnog
Good m.. read more
Delmar Cooper

2 Months Ago

So far we live. Hope you remain safe.

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