An Aussie

An Aussie lass who was quite a wonder

Had both her wazoos spill all asunder

Each a monument

They tipped her continent

And the whole thing just slipped right down under

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Both wazoos split asunder? Continent be damned; we're talking incontinent here.

[Dave Brown]

LOL .

[barleygirl]

Very clever! Excellent limerick structure & substance! Perfect subtlety in referring to bazoombas! But the "down under" tie-in truly makes this thing sing! You're getting might good at these limericks & I'm dying to give you some competition, but I'm determined to stay focused on my book! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dave Brown]

does this suggest you will be focusing off

[barleygirl]

I'm about halfway thru my book . . . one month of writing, 130 pages, & 20 chapters so far. This is way beyond anything I've written so far. I'm really getting off on this story! I'll finish in another month & then I'll be rabid about gardening again. Hey! I grew a bunch of winter lettuce in my windowsills! I have 5 or 6 heads of romaine & other loose-leaf lettuces, all tall & bursting out green & fluffy in the intense sun I get along one side of my cabin. No birds pecking, either!

[Patricia Wedel]

Pretty Cute to boot... down under where Kangaroos romp and play with Aussies.
Bravely, Pat

[Dave Brown]

And Kookaburras are stuck on gum trees
Hello Pat

[Patricia Wedel]

Your poem is a very priceless Conjecture ...
truly, Pat