Purple People

Purple People

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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There had been reports

Of nasties swimmin round

And I am purdy sure I heard

That bone crunchin sound

 

As a cautionary, purple people

Had been put on alert

Even the attractive females

That really loved to flirt

 

Then I saw that monster ‘Jaws’

With cavernous mouth open wide

Chompin purple people down

On the incoming tide

 

Chompin went on all night

Purple people down the hatch

Until, when morning came

Jaw’s had eaten the whole batch

 

Now, no matter how hard you look

Either sideways, up or down

Purple people have become

Just an adjective and noun

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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So now we know where the purple people eater from the 60's went! Love your humor my friend. ~Sharon

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

a sorry ending for what could have been a colorful classification
I think its the isolation
Well now I know what happened to all the purple people. Jaws ate them wonder if he thought they tasted like grape lol

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

I'll bet his table manners were so terrible he probably didn't care at all about how they tasted
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