The Mop

The Mop

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Hey

Hey

I hadda walk

Howcum

Dead

Battery

Ya, I guess

That waitress still workin

Just got here 2min before you

Huh

Ya

Got another poem for her

Sweet

Ya

Hey, you see its Spring now

Oh ya

Ya

Who does that

What

Decides

Jeeze, I dunno

Oh, hey, here comes the waiter, a guy

Ya and he is huge, look at the size of his hands

Totally

Two?

Ya, hey, no offence but is that waitress still workin

No Man, I’m like totally fillin in man

I usually pro wrestle, just doing this to help out

Anyhos, that was my woman and she had to quit cuz some frickin pea brain embarrassed her by reading some crap poetry, so’s I’m like just fillin in and I’m, like sorta looking for the scrawny t**d, like yuhno.

See these hands

Um, er, yes

My signature submission hold is 'the skull crush' and that’s whuts gonna get used on Poem Person.

One hand crushin the head and lifting the whole bod up off the floor

Oh!

You said two

Um, er, yes please

Hey man, looks like sumthin spilled under your chair

Better go grab a mop!!

 



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This whole poem is comical and it figures the poor poet is gonna get smashed by the dumb brute of a man

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

A rumor this all took place just outside Phoenix
Poetic Beauty

2 Months Ago

Lol took place outside of Phoenix
LOL Dave, I think you just redefined the term "a crushing poem"

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

Thanks BB
I think that guy is too big to question his definition and you are to decent a guy .. read more

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