Money

Money

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Larry arranged to meet Linda down at the beach

Larry thought Linda was a real peach

They went for a ride in his cool Cadillac

A restored convertible in bright shinny black

Larry thought that Linda was worth mega bucks

And his life of poverty, well, it really sucks

So, he bought the old Caddy with his very last dollar

Even selling his dear puppy and its pricy collar

Then searched through society’s who’s who

Looking for someone he could tap into

Someone with wealth in abundance

Where he could do his scammer song and dance

And thinking Linda a part of the wealthy crew

And how very nicely she’d do

He arranged to picked her up on the beach sand

Then just as he had previously, deviously planned

Took her for that long Cadillac ride

Eventually convincing her to become his dear bride

And when he got a yes from this little honey

He immediately started counting his money

But t’was then she disclosed, she was in disguise

And her being on Earth was really a guise

She was there to hunt for juicy guys

Sent to capture edible earthlings for food

And capturing Larry had her in a great mood

For Larry she’d had big eyes

Because of his big meaty thighs

Feeling that after time on her alien barbecue

He would be a real pleasure to chew

How he’d make a good picnic treat

She explained, while wrapping him up nice’n neat

Then she gave each butt cheek a slap

Thinking they’d look good in an earth-food type app

Although the upshot for Larry was still kina sunny

Cuz he no longer had to worry about money

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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When I clicked & saw this long mutha, I had to go get my 2nd cup of coffee be-fur I could tackle it. Whew! A long & carefully-told story that really makes sense. Hard to miss your parallel to real life, since scammers are attracted to scammers, so those who are using are probably also being used. Your poem depicts the pitfalls of folks who see people as transactions! *wink! wink!* (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

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