Frog Grog

Frog Grog

A Chapter by Dave Brown



April night fermented frog in a bog

Seriously soused with a bottle a grog

Interrupting his common croaking monolog

Instead burping out slurred dialogue


Without his buds on a tree waterlogged

Covid concerns have togetherness blogged

But lavished libations have his brain so fogged

His thought process is liquorily sogged


Only slippery lizard and gooey slug

Willing to give slimy frog a real hug

Cuz frog has the bad buffet of true brew

Which attracted the slimy two crew


Bashing back brew without a mask

Makes gross guzzling an easier task

Till slip slopping through slimy swamp

Ended with one drunken frog mega chomp




© 2021 Dave Brown

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I believe this is the first wildlife poem I've ever seen that places us squarely in covid times. Wow! And here I've been considering myself immune to all that mask crap, hanging out in the wilderness. I would have to say that your frog portrayal is decidedly negative, so I'll take this poem as a jab to us frog aficionadas *wink! wink!* This kinda makes me want to write a frog revenge poem. But your rhyming is swirling like a whirlpool with slimy slithers (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 1 Month Ago

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

did U C BB had said 2 zoo otters had contracted Covid
That does not sound good
your fu.. read more

1 Month Ago

I might have dreamed that someone's pet got covid or I might've read it in the headlines. There's al.. read more
I would have said that the frogs were safe but I recently read that two otters got covid at the local zoo so the frogs may be screwed too:/ well I decided to work on some otter masks guess i might as well try and corner the frog mask market also:)

Posted 1 Month Ago

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

That is in true Leporidae entrepreneurial tradition, all amphibia await
GD morn BB
Yep, you're good and funny! Love beer, love frogs, kissed a slug once, and not happy with covid's screwin' with my hangin' out with friends at pubs--this poem reaches me!

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

You know you at least have the frogs sympathy

2 Months Ago

Yes I surely do!
This is one funny drunken frog in a big sipping some water bog

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

For sure, never know what you'll find under a lily pad
Be good PB
Poetic Beauty

2 Months Ago

Those Lilly pads can hide all likes of things

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Added on April 19, 2021
Last Updated on April 21, 2021

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Dave Brown
Dave Brown

gabriola island, BC - British Columbia, Canada

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