Slug Hug

Slug Hug

A Chapter by Dave Brown



Sometimes I get so desperate

For a hug

I’ll even take one

From a slimy slug

Better than huggin

A hornet or bite’y bug

N’ on flower’s blossoms

We can gargle n’ chug-a-lug


Although not much with to socialize

A gross gooey blasphemy to sorry eyes

A craven curse to gardening gals and guys

This muck wrangler even eats pizza pies


Down in the muck guck

And filthy glop slop

It seems their reproduction

Will never stop

They will happily decimate

Most any crop

Having even avoided

The Covid cop


But if you’re in a hands-down huggin mood

N’ don’t think slug huggin’s mildly crude

With any of their slip slop slap slurpin brood

Slug hugging can be pleasantly pursued


© 2021 Dave Brown

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Hahahahahahahahaha! (smiling!)

Posted 1 Month Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

They are not as aggressive as a goose and I'm thinking there has to be a J Cardwell limerick in here.. read more
John Cardwell

1 Month Ago

They can be as aggressive as they want. I think this is one of the few species I can actually outrun.. read more
I think I can do without the hugs Dave. Slimy slugs aren't my cup of tea and they are a pain in the backside in the garden. I guess the birds like them though. So they eat pizza pies? Well if you say so:) Now if you are that desperate for a hug, go buy yourself a nice cuddly Teddy bear. Much nicer than a slimy old slug.


Posted 1 Month Ago

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

the truth is, we have tried everything with these things and we thought perhaps a little bit of love.. read more
Uh... if you say so. I guess gettin' chummy with a slug will never include a round of mixed drinks with salt on the rims.

Posted 1 Month Ago

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

slugs say sans salt suits sufficiently Samuel
This poor sorry fellow is so lonely he will even take a hug from crop eating slimy slug. Oh the horror lol 😂

Posted 1 Month Ago

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

one more of God's little creatures only doing what slugs are meant to do and condemned for it
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Added on April 21, 2021
Last Updated on April 23, 2021

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

gabriola island, BC - British Columbia, Canada

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