Nude Gardening

Nude Gardening

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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BG has told me That May 1st

Is world nude gardening day

And gardeners the world round

Are encouraged to garden this way

 

In the true spirit of joining in

I disrobed in co-operation

But my mirror image was a true sin

From my big toe, up past my chin

 

Those things once firm

Are now a sagging eyesore

Not a single centimeter

Left to adore

If I were seen gardening in the nude

Whether front or back door

That would be a something

Even the weeds would abhor

 

So, it is with regret I pass

Saving other’s the sight

Of my uncovered a**

And were I to garden

At all on this day

For others sake, I’ll do it

In the usual way

 

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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Indeed, nude gardening is not for everyone, especially those who look more like cauliflowers than cauliflowers.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

puts a fella off veggies
oh damn, I feel into the rose patch....

i'm a bloody mess. stupid thorns.

and to boot...hit my face on a cactus....

bad day.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

I understand the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh offers his sympathies but still applauds your effort!!
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I am actually in a break, but when I saw your title I knew it has something to do with Margie, so yesterday Miss Wild Naughty Margie has informed me with the same thing, though I am not a one who would join in for nudity not now, before or ever, but I couldn't but laugh hard saying to my self how it's a (Margie's Thing). I see both of You sharing this hilarious playful humor sense through your poerty, and I see a deep connection and friendship between the two of You, if I'm not mistaken she wrote (How to Catch a Sasquatch) inspired by You, the first time I read it I couldn't help myself.... from where this Miss get her thoughts? anyway like yours here I couldn't but laugh and for this thank You so much my friend, we surely need more laughter and with You and Margie we are saved :)

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

For sure, who else would know that it was nude gardening day!
I'd never even heard about it!!.. read more
Dave, Marrgie informed me also
That you had failed to flaunt.
Your manly ageing torso
in this Annual Nudist jaunt.
As an erstwhile proud Adonis
I'm not ashamed of being old
But England in May , hasn't found the way
To stop being too darned cold.

We oldun's have learned where to draw the artistic line.....
N.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Haha, indeed we have, bad enough just getting dressed in the morning
Chris Shaw also commente.. read more
Lmao this is too funny. If I lived out in the country I would definitely disrobe and stroll around naked but alas I have neighbors that would frown upon such things and I can say that I blame them.

In my 20s I would however late at night when the world was sleeping sit on my balcony topless to feel the warm summer breeze oh those fun youthful days

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Ah, to be young again
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You make nude gardening day better than any I've known! My impression of my own sagging carcass is so low, I could never be so playful & tongue-in-cheek, like you have been! If I ever tried to start itemizing what's gone haywire with this crumpled lump of flesh I haul around, it would be a horror poem. I love: "Not a single centimeter left to adore" . . . and "Even the weeds would abhor" . . . you truly plowed this meadow like a tweakin' tractor! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

It is a true sin what takes place to the aging human body.
A friend is 95 and I don't know ho.. read more
barleygirl

1 Month Ago

I have no desire to live beyond 70. I'm glad I have no offspring so I can exit early without people .. read more
Ha ha. Don't wanna show off your saggin do ya? Tell you wot, your bits would freeze over here today. Would turn to ice and drop orf :))

Chris

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Sorry to hear about your weather
Guess that lets you off the hook
I'm sure you are dis.. read more

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