Grass Fed Burgers

Grass Fed Burgers

A Chapter by Dave Brown



Grass fed beef burgers

Are now the latest fad

But as far as cows are concerned

They are still a nasty bad


What’s it matter what they eat

If they’re still chopped into food

The rumor across grass fields is

Cow cows feel that they are screwed


So, they’re setting up perimeters

Of awfully smelly goop

Forcing those that come to kill

To slog through super sloppy poop


And instead of eating grass

They are consuming loco-weed

Which they only chomp from the spots

From where they first have pee’d


Also they've started a campaign

Of eating humans for food

All of which is putting unhappy cows

Into a much more fun filled mood


© 2021 Dave Brown

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Vegetarianism is not for the weak willed. I finally gave up and settled for a second hand vegetable diet. The cows eat the vegetables and I eat them.

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

I just found out how badly I have screwed up in this submission, having been told that it is 'Steers.. read more
Delmar Cooper

2 Months Ago

After all what have steers to live for?
none of which will stop mcdonald's. now there are veggie burgers made of soy - have never had one but the tv commercial says that they taste like the real thing. was just having this conversation with someone recently - i think man was meant to eat primarily fish and vegetables. too much red meat in our diet and not a good thing to slaughter animals in large numbers. i hate to be a hypocrite but i do like a good burger now and again. very clever how you presented this matter. i've never eaten a cow that was high. what does it really matter what they eat if we eat them. this made me smile as well as giving me something to "chew on" ... :)

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

chew on for sure!
I wrote this astounding piece of poetry (?) because A&W (in our area) seems.. read more
Ha! I'll bet those stupid humans come to collect that loco weed cow dung and... THUNK! They get the coup-de-grass! In forty thousand years, the cow scientists will be banging their heads against the walls, trying to figure out how gold rings and tooth fillings got inside those fossilized cow patties. A great one, my friend.

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

Morning Sam
Yes, when they all stand in the field, stock still, staring, looking dumb on purp.. read more
ahahaha love your humor sir! poor un-heralded bovine! seems our present grass eaters in power would like to wipe ol' Betsy off the planet ... there is just too much fartin' around in the herds, we're told :)))))))))

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

Thanks Einstein
They do feel it's justa buncha bull
Give your monster a friendly pat f.. read more
Einstein Noodle

2 Months Ago

done! ...................... he demands it Dave. ;)

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4 Reviews
Added on May 27, 2021
Last Updated on May 28, 2021

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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