Cooking Class

Cooking Class

A Chapter by Dave Brown



Having been told my poems read like I  

Was missing that big I in IQ                    

Obviously, they were genius   

Because I’d not had a single clue     


Looking for recipes to success

I night-schooled to get a bunch better

Thinking that with some real instruction

I might attain that missing letter


The class was extremely long and hard  

And I worked like an absolute fiend

With true success finally coming

Being told, it was as I had dreamed


But when my diploma was issued

I felt like a real IQ-less fool

Because only then I realized

I’d graduated from cooking school


© 2021 Dave Brown

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Very funny good I enjoyed this on waking
With my first cuppa
Hope you well

Posted 1 Month Ago

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Dudette! (or is it Doodette)
Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)

1 Month Ago

Dudette is ok
Have a nice night dude
Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

good food for thought. was the first lesson how to boil water? this took me back to the three stooges in the kitchen cooking. larry was making punch and said to curly, "shave some ice". then they show curly with a block of ice covered in shaving cream and he's shaving it with a razor. while he's shaving the ice, he asks, "are you married or happy"". kidding aside, we're never too old to learn. if this is true, then i applaud you. what time should i come by and what are we having ... :)

Posted 1 Month Ago

Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

shaving some ice, very funny, wish I'd thought of that
A man may be happy when that which is .. read more
slight rehash

Posted 1 Month Ago

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Added on June 3, 2021
Last Updated on June 7, 2021

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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