Hygiene

Hygiene

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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While brushing my pet Tiger’s teeth

She bit off my arm

Thanks goodness I had two

So, no real harm

 

It’s just that she was real hungry

Since I'd forgotten her lunch

These things will sometimes happen

But I still love her a bunch

 

Brushing teeth is important

As is personal hygiene

Tho’ things could have worked out better

It's nice to see her teeth’s bright shinny gleam



© 2021 Dave Brown


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Another clever tale, so sorry she bit off your arm, but you do have two of them…. Why so important to brush the teeth, that’s what started this whole thing., next time don’t forget to feed her!
Best, B.

Posted 1 Month Ago


The speaker of this poem must really love his/her pet tiger seeing that they don't mind to sacrifice so much for their sake. Now, this is a true love poem!

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

how very true, however, any more body parts and...........
as a note, i have seen two separat.. read more
It almost sounds like a limerick! Funny!

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Thanks
Yes it has that bingidy bongidy feel about it
Suzanne Sonderleigh

1 Month Ago

Those two words made me laugh out loud. You should use those in a story or poem.
Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Just reading some of your 'stuff' which makes me think you'll beat me to it
Well, I'm glad it was only a scratch. What do you say to an animal that's half tiger and half parrot? "Polly want a zebra?" Sorry--I had to throw that in. Seriously, though... is tooth decay really all that bad? Like Chris says, "Dead cute poem, Dave."

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

Very funny Mr. D
I saw a guy brushing a humongous hippo's teeth, with its huge mouth open wid.. read more
Animal cruelty. You forgot to feed your tiggy, so she bit ya? Now you won't make that mistake again when you brush her teeth will you? Dead cute poem Dave.

Chris

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

they look awfully cute as kittens but...................!!
Such a cute poem
I’ll go to sleep with a smile on my dial
Love your sense of humour
Nite 👵

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dave Brown

1 Month Ago

gute nacht fraulein

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