Half-Flat

Half-Flat

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Martin was half-flat

The other half was round

And when he was walking

He made an awfully funny sound

 

Over hill and through valley

Everywhere Martin went

Splip splop, splip, splot slop

That weirdest noise was sent

 

Martin’s wife could take no more

And to deal with that

She drove their paving machine over him

Which made him completely flat

 

Their relationship has since improved

Tho,’ since he’s shaped like a rug

During romantic moments

He’s difficult to hug

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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Aww, that's funny now, poor martin, and his desperate wife trying to fix him.

Best,
S

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

What with your history of repairing human beings, is this a method you'd feel like using at timesread more
Poor Martin, quite challenged and then his abusive wife made sure she completed the job:) You are too funny, terrible violence here Dave :) Have a wonderful weekend.

Chris

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

&U enjoy yours 2
Extreme heat here
Chris Shaw

2 Months Ago

Keep cool. Quite pleasant here. Temperature just about right for me. Have fun.
oh my this is terrifyingly funny! and his wife wasn't she a kind of abuser?! anyway the bright side that the relationship is better though not physically LOL BTW, the emoji You used is hilarious along your story, yet it expresses it perfectly.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

I'm glad you enjoyed a bit of weird humor for the day
Thanks for visit and have a good one

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