Self Driver

Self Driver

A Chapter by Dave Brown



I bought a self driving electric car

Down the road we went

But didn’t get too very far

Before technology got us bent


A self driver coming the other way

Veered over into our lane

This wasn’t technologies day

All its efforts were in vain


The collision knocked us off flat Earth’s edge

Which had me feeling kina offy

Cuz nowhere out there did they serve

A decent cup of coffee

© 2021 Dave Brown

Author's Note

Dave Brown
one sugar, two cream

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I've just realised after reading this that I'm way more a flat earther than technological doodah person type thingy and bah and humbug at now being forcibly employed at a supermarket (without pay) as I wonder if the self service checkout just smirked at me and all the other puny humans.😊

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

That is too funny.
When all that do it yourself stuff came out I had to make sure my wife (wi.. read more

2 Months Ago

I don't even look for the unexpected item in the bagging area now, knowing full well it is me 😊
New invention and all the glitches that are bestowed upon us with the changing of the tides.

Let me know if you’d like me to send you a fresh brewed cup of Joe. And maybe a scone or muffin. Lol

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

Joe2 go
I'll take 2 muffins and a cup-a
thanks 4 the offer
Poetic Beauty

2 Months Ago

No problem
You know I have always questioned the safety of those self drive cars Dave. Quite a collision and no coffee either. No wins here then, but you did make me smile :)


Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

I heard of one case where a Patrol Officer pulled over a self driver, out on the open road, to find .. read more
Chris Shaw

2 Months Ago

Goodness gracious. That is unbelievable.
I have so much fun reading your work to start off my day, Dave. I could always rely on a good laugh, profound thought, and an optimistic smile at the end of a reading from one of your poems. Even though sometimes things may go bad for a few of the characters in your work I feel relieved at least it's not me. Haha thank you again for the laugh and smile.

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

glad you enjoy
thanks for the visit

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Added on July 15, 2021
Last Updated on July 18, 2021

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Dave Brown

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