The Lamb Incident

The Lamb Incident

A Chapter by Dave Brown



Newly Informed authorities were seen

Arriving at Mary’s farm to make an arrest

Last seen of that very attractive sweet miss

Was her dragged off still half dressed


Although Hugh’s DNA had turned up in the farmyard

Mary was quickly back out on bail

The Judge, who had an eye for a good looker

Was not going to leave this sweetheart to rot  in jail


Seen together vacationing in the Caribbean

Although litigation had started back at the farm

Hugh’s body had been dug up as evidence

But so deteriorated it could do little harm


With the mess of a divorce being put behind him

The Judge had evidence sabotaged for a big buck

But Mary, now completely free of all charges

Didn’t want to be stuck with this bulbous lame duck


Her brother, known as a “problem” solver

Who had fixed the original problem of Hugh

Using his exceptional excavating expertise

Knew with the Judge, just what to do



Mary is happily back again on the farm

Hugh’s excavation has been suitably refilled

And she’s taken to celebrating her good fortune

With her wine always being perfectly chilled






© 2021 Dave Brown

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By the way, how did you manage to insert photos? I haven't been able to do that. It took me several tries to post a profile picture.

Posted 2 Months Ago

Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

I had to try a number of things. I am no pro and sometimes I can't get a picture to copy but when I .. read more
Shelley Warner

2 Months Ago

Thanks, I'l try it sometime.
LOL, fun story. Good writing.

Posted 2 Months Ago

Poor lambs, with a mom like her they definitely will be led out to slaughter. She is probably taking out insurance on them as we speak. Thank you Dave for another enjoyable funny read.

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Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

Hello Carlos
For sure, the lamb business looks like an area to avoid
Take care down th.. read more
talk about getting off scott free. you paint quite a crime scene. two's company, three's a crowd. quite the convoluted tale you've woven. hope your safe from the bc fires ... :)

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incredible. after drought conditions last year at this time, we've had the wettest july on record -.. read more
Dave Brown

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I guess this is what we are going to have to expect from now on just hope our big Firs can last thro.. read more

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imagine, the past few days we've had poor air quality they say because remnants of fires from out we.. read more

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Added on July 21, 2021
Last Updated on July 25, 2021

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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