A Nice Little Place

A Nice Little Place

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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With Covid 19 keeping

Feet off the street

There was little to do

For his crime fighting fleet

Forcing Superman

To sent Superboy a tweet

Telling him to turn in his cape

And start using his feet

 

With a lack of crime

Day after day

The man of steel

Couldn’t meet his staff’s pay

Causing an unpaid Superboy

Sitting unemployed at the Bar

To decide to put robbery

Into his 2dojob jar

 

Musing that a Liquor Store

Would be first on his list

Because robbing Banks wasn’t easy

When you’re thoroughly pissed

One drink after one other

Twisted his wrist

Until his once keen mind

Was mired in a mist

 

But being hammered and tight

Didn’t help his case

Now with no kryptonite

In his data base

And although his lack of fleet feet

Immediately ended the chase

The result of this affair

Hasn’t been a complete disgrace

With him always being broke

He could find no living space

And tho still unemployed

At least he’s now got his own nice little place

 

 

 

 



© 2021 Dave Brown


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The hell with Superman! We need a hero who knows the science is there. After all, after setting things right in a town, as he rode away, people asked "Who was that masked man?"

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

I wonder if you realize just how refreshing it is to read a sensible comment, now if I could just..... read more
I like to hear that crime doesn't pay. Has he now been banged up in the slammer Dave.? I hope so.

Chris

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

He has been "banged" (that is a new expression to me) up in the slammer.
And all the while it.. read more
Chris Shaw

2 Months Ago

Ha, that is a cockney expression. Just goes to show those you trust don't always come up trumps :)
I'm guessing the "nice little place" is a room in a state correctional institution :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

it is indeed and although this has put a roof over his head with no rent to pay, I understand there .. read more
Shelley Warner

2 Months Ago

LOL, such ingratitude
A wonderful piece of social commentary. People here in the US are wondering why crime is on the rise, while at the same time oblivously ignoring the exponential rise in homelessness. Desperate people do desperate things. Thank you Dave for another eye opening piece.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

In our area, homelessness found a home about 4 yrs ago and has settled right in
A very unfort.. read more
Carlos Lorenzo Estrada

2 Months Ago

Ours was on a steady rise in this area of California the past few years prior to covid, but then exp.. read more

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