Cupid

Cupid

A Poem by Dave Brown
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Every year at Halloween

Cupid felt out of sorts

With his wussy bow’n arrow

And silly little diaper-type shorts

 

This year he decided to make a change

Fitting four fowl fangs and multiple claws

A cowpoke belt’n buckle replaced his diaper pins

And gnashing teeth were borrowed from Jaws

 

Halloween night, while grabbing his pitch fork

And calibrating his GPS to find people prey

He ripped his ghoul cape on a toe claw

And his slitty eyes were eaten by a blue Jay

 

The pitch fork jammed into a real tender spot

While attempting to mount his broom

And instead of spending the night haunting

He had to repair his privates in the men’s room

 

He has given up on the haunting thingy

Now thinking pinned diapers are quite neat

And if he really wants to scare somebody

He just sends them a real nasty tweet

 

 

 

© 2021 Dave Brown


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Ouch, that is seriously painful. So Cupid is out of action and in pampers. Still able to tweet nasties though. Where do you get these ideas from :)))

Chris

Posted 6 Days Ago


Dave Brown

6 Days Ago

Haha
from deep in the recesses of a twisted mind
Take care over there
Back to the Pampers for this flying angel.
j.

Posted 6 Days Ago


Dave Brown

6 Days Ago

whether stained or not
Oh my!oh my!!oh my!!! my stomach hurts from laughing! what an imagination what a fantasy, what wittiness and cleverness!! what a talent! poor poor lonely Cupid💔 I clearly see how Miss Margie always being inspired by You.

Posted 1 Week Ago


Dave Brown

1 Week Ago

I understand he has now accepted the fact that he is a wus with a bow and arrow and will stick with .. read more
You tell this tale with such vivid realism, I might guess this is actually YOU, being cupid, being a worthless fool when it comes to playing the greedy macho games of this planet. Your opening verse kicks a*s. That is so sassy & feisty, I was laughing from top to bottom (((HUGS)))

Posted 1 Week Ago


Dave Brown

1 Week Ago

unfortunately, he did get a 'sharp' rebuttal
Cupid gone outlaw? Chilling thought. Who will shoot all the arrows that will cause romantic love to bloom? On second thought, that might not be so bad an outcome. Go it boyo! Break bad!

Posted 1 Week Ago


Dave Brown

1 Week Ago

Nothing seems sacred anymore
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Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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