More Nonsense

More Nonsense

A Poem by Dave Brown



When I got into the limerick duel

I felt like an overmatched fool

So, went back to bed

There hiding my head

And instead hired a go suck-her-blood Ghoul


Some limericks that were meant to utter

Are sometimes scraped up from the gutter

And meaning to warn yuh

Some frum California

Just shudent be read by yur sweet Mudder


I heard from a fat rat in the lab

As he was being laid out on a slab

He thought it was nuts

Him losing his guts

But it would shed a-bunch-a his flab


Cali’s where limericks originate

Then are sent out on the net as air freight

Even hummingbirds

Love those rhyming words

As they all travel from state to each state


One limmerickee needed a new high

As all her subjects resisted each try

Cuz she was frustrated

Her thoughts were x-rated

And she could only produce a long sigh



© 2021 Dave Brown

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Are you getting all uppity on me now? This is painted as if I'm the only sleazebag limerickee . . . you can emit a wild & foul reek yourself, my friend (((HUGS))) This is a very nice comeuppance, but remember, you're way outmatched & someone needs to carve you a new pumpkin top . . . heh! heh! heh!

Posted 4 Days Ago

I feel I must confess
I'm feeling a bit distress

Halloween is around the corner
Someone must warn her

Two poets are in contest
A rap battle of words to test

With wit and guile
To make one smile

A ghoulish game
To test the brain

When all is said and done
Just sit back; enjoy the fun.

Posted 5 Days Ago


4 Days Ago

I've made fudge, but I'm no good. I buy fudge from zcioccolato in SF, overnight delivery of a pound .. read more
Carlos Lorenzo Estrada

4 Days Ago

Omg you are killing me, Margie. Just the sound of that has me reaching for an insulin shot and I'm n.. read more

4 Days Ago

Just looking at their website will cause a spike in blood sugar . . .
Now you'll get bg going. Suess Syndrome is contagious.

Posted 6 Days Ago

Dave Brown

5 Days Ago

We'll see JB
OH MY GODDDD!!! did Miss Margie read this yet???? I believe she will tell You with her (Wink*) that it's better than any love poem she received, I don't know how You both do it but I am sure You are both in the same wave to be inspired by both like this, please keep this duel on BUT please save me from being the judge I don't want to get some wounds ;) really thank You both for adding much joy to the site, and thank You so very very much because You always leave me with smiles on my face.

Posted 6 Days Ago

Dave Brown

6 Days Ago

I don't think Miss Margie has read this but I'm glad you have been left with smiles
That is u.. read more

6 Days Ago

oh! YOU always make me smile :) so Thank YOU, Smiles****

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4 Reviews
Added on October 11, 2021
Last Updated on October 11, 2021


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

gabriola island, BC - British Columbia, Canada

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