Dear Population...

Dear Population,
       Leave me alone. I don't even like half of your content. More like one millionth of. They're selfish, greedy, conceited, lustful, rude, inconsiderate, ignorant, dishonest, obnoxious, twisted, and they leave me speechless. Not in a good way, either. We kill each other. We hurt each other. We lie to each other. We steal from each other. We cheat each other. And I honestly don't think I can stand this much longer. Please spare me... Take them all away. Take away all the people, but leave me my one and only. I'm sure you could find him for me. Please...
     
                 --Rae.