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Inspired by Stephen King's "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon".

Oh wow (please stop)
a cow. (I'll call the cops)
So cool (No more)
a school. (I don't want an encore)
Neat, (Oh god)
the sheep bleat! (You nimrods!)

I want it to (stop) go on forever!
It's like an (asylum) adventure!
(I'm going to faint) from excitement!
It's amazing!(ly horrible)

I'm just gazing
Being happy!
Being sappy!
But they're fighting,
Like their biting
Striking like lightning
So I act exiting.
Very inviting.
Hoping for the end.
On that hope, I depend.
The hope their relationship'll mend.
I extend
An arm in hope.
Not to mope,
but I feel like a dope.
But I'll cope.
They won't.
For their relationship is a slippery slope.
Going down, down, down...