Purr

This was inspired by a friend.

Purr

 

Typical man

Always after the kitty cat

The p***y cat

Something new and fresh

Little kitten

Purr purr purr

 

How good does it feel

Going after something so

So nice looking

So new and undiscovered

Undiscovered to you

Not to all the others

Who have petted and made her

Purr purr purr

 

Ah you want some action

Well you’ve gone to the right place

She’ll give you action

Undisclosed action

She’s got guts

Because she doesn’t care

What others think

And they think

They think she’s a s**t

W***e, b***h, skank, tramp

 

What will you be then?

A man w***e?

Will you catch her diseases?

Then who will take you?

When she dumps your a*s

For something bigger and

Much more filling

 

Stupid man

Go for the p***y

Cat

Make her

Purr purr purr

But watch for her claws

And she’ll claw you

Mark you

You’ll catch her sickness

Her whoreness will rub off on you

Little pieces of fur getting stuck on your skin

Sinking into your skin

Until you become the p***y

Cat

Growing a p***y

For all the other men

To take you for one

And make you

Purr purr purr

Author's Note

Avy, this ones for you!

(I hadn't written in awhile, didn't have any topics in mind, but you gave me one)

Reviews

[That_Girl]

Thought I should update you. I quite literally copied this into word, printed it, and stuck it on my fridge. I look at it every morning and smile. :) Thank you so much Kels. :D

[Destinyxi]

Really? Im honored. really am. im glad it makes you smile. you deserve to smile

[That_Girl]

Really really. :) Aww haha thanks! :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Kind of an angry tone in this. When i was writing angry poems I relied on the F bomb to get my point across. AH! You have proven that's not a necessity and I thank you for that. Still, the F bomb can be quite vercital.

[Wakeofahero]

Hahaha, I like this, it was funny, kinky, and also for whatever reason I pictured the song "What's New P***y Cat" playing while reading this :P. Also play that song and read it, so funny lol. But seriously very good read!

[Kes]

Haha, I love this. The repetition of 'p***y' almost had me in stitches! I don't know why I found it funny, because I swear, if I were the guy you were saying this stuff to, I'd be scared out of mind!
K

[Hester Vane]

Brilliant! Ive got a few friends (male and female) like this but no matter what you say to them they dont listen! Great job again!

[Sagar Waingankar]

haha ... hints and messages through a poem which sounded much for a kid! Interesting write!

[Soul Fire]

Its interesting,good write

[axel]

giddy ,giddy , p***y cat

[Bewitching Sensations]

excellent as always x

[Matt Gandee]

I almost want to defend my gender right now and point out that not all guys are like this, but it's so damn well written I don't even care. Great stuff!