Pretentious Crap

Pretentious Crap

A Poem by Detective Watts

a man

sits alone

in a room

ending his lines completely arbitr-

arily

he doesnt capitilise

or sort his “poem” into stanzas

cause hes to modern

and misunderstood

for s**t like that

he swears

cause hes politically incorrect

before using a metaphor

that doesn’t make much sense

like the dyeing embers

of a gracious eagle

then

suddenly

he runs out of things to say

and lists words that in some way relate to his theme

dull

trite

lame

boring

 

then theres a twist

it was me

© 2011 Detective Watts


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Marvellous, thank you. That it very funny and dry.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Great stuff. Broke out a smile reading it.

Posted 8 Years Ago


I don't always review poetry, but when I do
I prefer Detective Watts.
Great stuff man. Funny as always,

Posted 8 Years Ago



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Detective Watts
Detective Watts

Wollongong, NSW, Australia



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