20,000 pickles for only $0.05

I just wanted to write something stupid...

Alfred woke with a start. He'd been dreaming of eating pickles while doing a hand stand when he thought to himself what if this ends soon? and this thought frightened him for some reason.

He then got out of bed and left his room, heading for the kitchen to get a pickle, but upon opening the fridge he found he had no pickles left. He rushed to his laptop and went on Amazon. He ordered 20,000 pickles for five cents which took 16 eons to arrive. Once they arrived, he began eating them. That is when he realized he was dreaming again.

Alfred woke from his peaceful slumber. He'd been dreaming of eating 20,000 pickles that he got on Amazon for only five cents and that took 16 eons to arrive when he'd awoken from the realization that he was dreaming. He reached over for the lamp on his nightstand, hoping to banish the darkness that filled his room. That is when he realized he wasn't in his room and that he had no room. That his when he realized he wasn't even human.

That is when he realized he was a Subaru.

Author's Note

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