My response to asian girlfriend advertisements

getting sick of seeing ads

for asian girlfriends online

is there something wrong

with the american kind?

are you looking for someone small

that you can't understand?

so you don't know that she's yelling at you

oh, what a typical american man

are you looking for an ageless face

so you can't tell if she's eight or eighty

that's disgusting and unsafe

no, it's your tummy growling at you

you're praying she can cook

american girls can, too

you just don't want to look

we can make fried chicken, and barbecue some ribs

your asians make rice and steam vegetables

general tso's can't touch this

I mean, have all the fetishes you want

whatever suits your fancy

But get the f*****g advertisements off

They're making me pretty antsy

Sorry if anyone was offended, I swear that was not my intent

But seriously for all the ads up there

it's a wonder those girls make rent

Author's Note

If you don't want to read it then don't

Reviews

[ANTO]

More ads on WC (echoing Annabelle Lee)

Promises of a new dress
"Just made for you!"
And a quart of greek-style yogurt
Thrown in too.

An instant grammar checker
"For grammar I don't care"
And with that daft retort
I download the damn software!

AH now we're in the nitty-gritty
Affordable and cheap
Life insurance, for the over fifty
How did I ever sleep?

Now they’re promising to publish me
But I haven’t written nowt
The vanity press already fleeced me
And cleaned my savings out!

I doubt if an Asian girlfriend
Would aspire to be my wife
I already have one
She’s my ‘trouble and strife’ *

* Trouble and Strife is a London Cockney rhyming term for 'wife'

[Annabelle Lee]

HAHAHA
thanks ANTO

[ANTO]

Yer very welcome my fine poet-friend
X

[Annabelle Lee]

there's another one across the top of my page!!!!!!!

[ANTO]

"AAAAARRRGGGHHHH" - wheres my ad-swatter ...lol

[Annabelle Lee]

OMG someone needs to invent one of those!

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, I love it, may not be PC, but you tell it like it is! I don't have to be annoyed by these ads since I have them blocked, but I'm glad you got some poetry out of it! ;-)

[Annabelle Lee]

The politically incorrectness of it is why i didnt RR this one. lol

[Frieda P]

Ha you can always send me one, you know that!

[Annabelle Lee]

Haha I might have gotten around to it eventually

[Baby Ricochet]

I know guys who won't date any girls but Asian. It's not a fetish so much as a preference. I have my own preferences so I can't judge.

[Annabelle Lee]

There is seriously another advertisement on my screen right now