Chapter 35 ~ News Flash Canadian Buzzard Almost Cooked

Chapter 35 ~ News Flash Canadian Buzzard Almost Cooked

A Chapter by Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost

 

Chapter 35 ~ News Flash Canadian Buzzard Almost Cooked

 

 

 






Adventures Of The Dueling Poets
Chapter 35
Hope You Enjoy

News Flash Canadian Buzzard Almost Cooked



Me the buzzard,
almost cooked
With fear for my behind,
I take a look
Yes !, I see my butt
is thankfully still there
Although no feathers are on it,
it's now bare

Stop drop and roll,
to put that darn fire out
My backside burning,
as I frantically dance about
Unfortunately I have given new meaning,
to shake your booty
Glad I didn't eat beans,
for I would hate to be tooting

That Mouth of the South,
laughed as I rolled about !!
She could at least help,  
put the blasted fire out
The Great Canadian Buzzards,
goose is cooked
That's how the headlines,
would have looked

But I escaped,
yes with all my important parts
Again I must say,
I'm glad I didn't have the farts
It would give brand new meaning to,
this is a gas
Just glad I got away
and fortunately saving my a*s

Thanks goes out,
to those brave Canadian Firemen
They haven't lost
a house foundation yet
Although,
we do have wooden ones now

My New Email: thebuzzard at hottail.ca  :)


The Great Canadian Buzzards
response to
So You Think Its Hot 
By
The Infamous Mouth Of The South
aka
Donna DeLong Matthews

Ray Hamilton
Now Known As
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 6 / 2009
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© 2009 Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost


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Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost
Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost

Port Orange, FL



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