The Future

The Future

A Poem by Dressed in Poetry
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An argument/haiku war. I am in italics, my boyfriend is in bold.

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Screaming all the time

Because they don’t get their way

I despise children

 

Burping and pooping

Never getting any rest

I want to punch them

 

The parents are worse

Letting them do all they want,

Lifting no fingers.

 

Though I loathe them,

I think that one day I will

Have some of my own.

 

You think that, but know:

I will not have a baby

Inside me, ever.

 

Baby, I want you

To know that I don’t want one.

I want three hundred.

 

It is our duty

To populate the whole world

With hot geniuses.

 

I must admit that

Your arguments are very

Persuasive, but no.

 

No matter what you

Say, one day you will spawn my

Army of children.

 

I will make a deal.

If I get a library,

You will get your kids.

 

Deal deal deal deal deal,

Deal deal deal deal deal deal deal,

Deal deal deal deal deal!

© 2010 Dressed in Poetry


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Dressed in Poetry
Picture: http://kat1e-.deviantart.com/art/Children-108572765

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A adorable and funny read. You make a cute couple.
Will they have to shh in your library? lol

Posted 10 Years Ago


this is cute and so wonderful. Like this it was an enjoyable read.

Posted 10 Years Ago


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Lol sarcastic!

I think that's your 80% of sarcasm talking!

Lol

Love this piece

Even know I'm a children ad family -kind-of-guys but you managed to make it so sweet, so smooth that I love it !

Good job

And easy on the world wild one !

Peace!

Posted 10 Years Ago


I can sure see why you don't want kids I work with them,BUT they do have their good points! Your poem was deep, but well written!

Posted 10 Years Ago


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"I will make a deal.
If I get a library,
You will get your kids."
I love this verse, but
this entire poem is brave and emotional!
I think it's just perfect!


Posted 10 Years Ago


Vraiment bien ecrit ce poeme. Je suis desole pour les accents, clavier anglais. Je l'ai meme trouve un peu drole, cyniquet et tres honnete. Le choix des mots est tres bien reussi. Bravo.

Posted 10 Years Ago


nice choice of words haha.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Found this kind of comical. I don't if that's the sort of tone you were aiming for though.
Great job.

Posted 11 Years Ago


lol well I think we have a duty to replac ourselves with omething better nothing more

Posted 11 Years Ago


may you have many red headed step children

Posted 11 Years Ago



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Je m'appelle Lauren. I'm very dramatic. Other random things about me: - I have a passionate love for all things ironic. - 80% of what I say is sarcastic. - I like big words. They are fun. - I .. more..

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