OLD MAN NOT

OLD MAN NOT

A Poem by Eagle Cruagh

OLD MAN NOT
 
Flagrant fragrant fella
Looks like a kid
Wishes he done stuff
That he never did
 
He is genitally mature
That means a geezer
Means out of circulation
for the gurls
 
I just read a poem
And had a raucous laugh
It was called Old Man
They did`nt bring his staff
 
It was sad you would thought
Him  dead
Little did the writer know
What was in the oldies head
 
You think at ninety they all go
Holly Mollie get a life
The old guy is full of fun
He just aint look`n for a wife
 
I could carry this on and on
But there`s a lot of you that know
You have been with a geezer
And You know a real man
Is not just for show
 
----- Eagle Cruagh

© 2013 Eagle Cruagh


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Okay, what is the legal definition of old exactly?

-looks that up-

Hey! It says here you have to be at least 100 to be qualified as an "antique". In the meantime we are all still considered "collectables". :D

I am smiling as always after reading one of these pieces of yours.


Posted 8 Years Ago


now you made me to check my age, so i pulled my driver's license
glad to report that i am not old
nor will i ever be...
to be honest...?
i remember when air was clean and sex was dirty
~OZ

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Not bad, and you've definitely painted a vivid and lasting image. Fun little piece, but with a hint of seriousness - well done.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

A quirky little read in ode of full of beans OAP's..... OLDER AMOROUS PHILANDERER.

I guess there's a lot of life still left in the old codger....


Well written... and well said.... :O)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Great write, fun, very entertaining. You always know how to make us smile- heck, laugh out loud.

"And You know a real man
Is not just for show"

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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