Hood Love

Chris was just trying to make it out here on these streets. But when he meets the Bonnie to his Clyde, his life will be changed forever.

A.K.A The Lost Episode

He was a boy from the hood, growing up in South Central

Problems with the L.A. Law were weighing on his mental

An All American under the Friday Night Lights

Those were the Good Times in Heat Of The Night

No time for Family Matters, he was married to the streets

A True Blood, he felt like The Last O.G.

More than Gang Related, he was deep in The Game

He did for the love while most did it for the Fame

His name caught the ears of a cop named Columbo

Involving some Gunsmoke from over a year ago

He got wind of the time he was facing

His mom told him about the opportunity he was wasting

She said he had the Power to be so much more

That just a Top Boy found dead on the floor

Or locked up doing life in jail

Never to see the light like his boys Keenan & Kel

He knew What was Happenin', time to take that ride

So he moved to The Chi deep on The Southside

To live with his aunt Thea who was all about church

She took him in and put his a*s to work

She had a Soul Food restaurant with her husband a few blocks away

Uncle Bernie was a Mac way back in the day

A Proud Family. they had two kids

Malcolm and Eddie, who was just coming home from a bid

The two clicked off the bat, became thicker than thieves

Hanging out after work with this girl named Eve

Now Eve had a rep as the neighborhood w***e

She was a Teen Mom from the Jersey Shore

Her family moved On the Block back in 2003

Since then she had a couple of run ins with Chicago P.D.

Other than that, she was cool, like one of the fellas

And every weekend they would hang together

She came by the spot one Friday night

Talking about a kick back the next day up in Lincoln Heights

"Instead of being In The House let's make this Saturday Night Live"

Eve showed up with a Party Of Five

2 Broke Girls that were always begging

Her girl Mary Jane who looked thick in some leggings

Her boy Luther who was Half And Half

Half man half b***h, but he was good for a laugh

And The New Girl, nobody seemed to know her

They locked eyes with Eve and they motioned her over

"Who's your girl, is she Living Single?"

"Is she Married With Children or is she down to mingle?"

She grinned and said "you don't need my help"

"You wanna make a Love Connection, better ask her yourself"

Just then Chris saw his Cousin Skeeter

He said "do me a favor, I just got to meet her"

Now Chris was never the type to be Insecure

Definitely Shameless when it came to the ladies, for sure

But something was just special about this girl

Like she was Touched By An Angel, sent from Another World

She was Bold And Beautiful, Young And Restless

Her Twin Peaks just let him breathless

She was Black-ish with a hint of Asian

At First Take, Queen Sugar looked so amazing

Skeeter set it up, he said "it's nice to meet ya"

She said "I'm Charmed boo, my name is Moesha"

He told her "My Name Is Earl but my friends call me Chris"

This was a chance that he just could not miss

He said "in this Full House,girl  you're all that I see"

"I'm Bewitched by your beauty, run it down for me"

"Tell me your story and don't be a Pretty Little Liar"

She laid it all like she was wearing a Wire

"I'm a single mother from Atlanta, where the streets are harder"

"And All My Children, they have the same father"

Moonlighting as a stripper, she had dreams in Law And Order

To provide a better life for her son and her daughter

She had Passions for love and hopes of getting married

Living in The Boondocks, a Little House On The Prairie

In her early Twenties, she lost her Guiding Light

When her grandma died of cancer, though she fought The Good Fight

That's when she started Breaking Bad, started Wildin' Out

Started dating Drug Lords til she almost got caught

It was like Euphoria just hearing her speak

She put her number in her phone as the party began to cease

They parted ways and he hailed a Taxi

Back to the crib so he could get some sleep

The next morning, he felt like The Walking Dead

With the worst hangover, but he couldn't get her out of her head

He had to Get Shorty, her vibe was straight fire

He dreamed of settling down and building an Empire

And quicker than Black Lightning they became an Odd Couple

She did her best to try and keep Chris out of trouble

He started hanging with his cousins Fat Albert and Roc

Who had beef with The Wayans Brothers from around the block

Two rivaling cliques that called the Southside home

Battling over turf like a Game Of Thrones

Everybody wanted to be the King Of The Hill

Thugging it out with the Remington Steele

It was like a war of The Have And Have Nots

A Family Feud for that number one spot

And As The World Turned, the beef began to swell

It all came to a head at The Bates Motel

While chilling with Moesha about a quarter til four

He was giving her Different Strokes when they kicked in the door

Chris got robbed for his loot by Two And A Half Men

It was Martin and Frasier and that gay a*s twin

Naked And Afraid, Chris swore revenge

Moe held him tight as she said Amen

You only get One Life To Live, as she dropped to her knees

Cause theirs was spared when the intruders squeezed

The gun jammed and they ran like hell

Chris and Moe felt like they were Saved By The Bell

Word on the streets, everybody was saying

Those Three Stooges took orders from the Wayans

Them Little Rascals had to die tonight

He knew somebody who would do it if The Price Is Right

But for Chris this was personal, a One On One

He called his boy Perry Mason to buy a gun

Moesha was scared and she begged him to stop

She told him to Get Smart and just call the Cops

He said "I'm Mad About You. you're my love For Life"

"If Loving You Is Wrong, I don't wanna be right"

"If I don't make it home, kiss the kids goodnight"

He grabbed his heat and walked off into The Edge Of The Night

As she stared out the window watching the Snow Fall

She said a prayer hoping God heard her call

Chris rode around the city with murder on my mind

Looking in every Dark Shadow, but they were hard to find

He finally spotted one of the brothers on 106 And Park

He hopped out the car ready to let the gun spark

There was a Big Bang right outside of Bob's Burgers

Now he had to figure out How To Get Away With Murder

The First 48 hours were pure torture for Chris

But luckily there were no witnesses

The streets were talking and nobody knew his name

Then karma came back around just like a Boomerang

Like a scene from The Twilight Zone, In Living Color

Moe was hit by a car driven by one of The Wayans Brothers

She had internal bleeding and a couple of broken ribs

Laying in the General Hospital fighting to live

It was an accident but all the same

The driver of the car felt he was totally to blame

He sent flowers, offered to cover the bill

Not knowing that Chris was the reason that his brother was killed

With Ryan's Hope, Moe survived the crash

The families called a truce, there was peace at last

Nervous that the brothers would find out how it really went down

The lovebirds hatched a plan to get the heck out of town

She said in Philadelphia, I Heard It's Always Sunny

So they used their Family Ties to stack up some money

They started a new life, left the past for the now

Stood before the Preacher and professed their vows

Funny how Perfect Strangers form the strongest ties

Chris never once pictured himself as that Family Guy

But there he was with his Wife And Kids

Reflecting on his life and all the things he did

He could've made it to The League but the streets were calling

No more banging and no more balling

He was a changed man, now it's all about his family

The thug life didn't work now it's time for plan b

He dropped to his knees and confessed his truths

You see The Devil May Cry, but God watches over fools