A Bad Marriage

A Bad Marriage

A bad marriage is a gift from God

Comes with a text message of love

No letters or instructions required

At this time all lines are occupied

Please call again later

The One who sends signals from above

With best wishes for the test to come

Wants only warm and cozy things for you 

Even fuzzy will do

Looks for nothing in return

Unconditional codes laid at the alter last

Romanticism comes with a definition

In a breath of fresh air from heaven 

Unobtainable, no money back guarantee

Please remember to lower the toilet seat

The quest for happiness is in constant flux

A gentle kiss just out of reach

Pink and blue doves chirp

Having nothing better to do

At a distance they listen to

What the hell is wrong with you?!