Puddytat

Puddytat

Hims a cute, him so sweet and pretty cat

Kitty kitty liver spots from over drinking

Hanging out down town at the local litter box

Whiskey sours and meows by the hour

He calls his children kittens

They look cute too in their little fur suits

Puddytat gets drunk as hell

Sharpened whiskers, claws and teeth come out

Tell a tale of something else

Appearances are everything in the alley

Guns and weapons are ready

Kitty kitty sports a small black marble

Where there once was an eye lost in a fight

A pirates patch covers the past as he goes by

Cat keeps the other eye out for murder

But only when he's sober

Nine lives and nine rounds of live ammo

Locked and loaded for battle

Never bring a knife to a cat fight

Cats fire at will when having fun

Using paws because they have no fingers

Not even one

Author's Note

Puddytat

Hims a cute, him so sweet and pretty cat
Kitty kitty liver spots from over drinking
Hanging out down town at the local litter box
Whiskey sours and meows by the hour
He calls his children kittens
They look cute too in their little fur suits
Puddytat gets drunk as hell
Sharpened whiskers, claws and teeth come out
Tell a tale of something else
Appearances are everything in the alley
Guns and weapons are ready
Kitty kitty sports a small black marble
Where there once was an eye lost in a fight
A pirates patch covers the past as he goes by
Cat keeps the other eye out for murder
But only when he's sober
Nine lives and nine rounds of live ammo
Locked and loaded for battle
Never bring a knife to a cat fight
Cats fire at will when having fun
Using paws because they have no fingers
Not even one


Authors note: I thought I saw a puddy cat. You did...You did see a puddy cat!