Cave Man Date

Going in style

Cave Man Date

Caveman preps for dating female mates

As he puts on fresh skins and pelts

Caught that day since everything was free

Oil from animal musk still ooze from pores

(To allure the delicate gender favors)

Killing prey is not exactly PETA friendly

ASPCA might have something to say

Millions of years hence so not to worry

Cave men speak Ugh which is short for ugly

He is going clubbing with his handy stick

Nowhere near Fifth Avenue I'm sure

A not so delicate creature blinks at him

Smiles from the bush with perceived approval

One bonk on the head is all it takes

He drags her by the dirty knotted hair

Back to his cave to live forever more

As husband and wife in ancient splendor

Life was simpler back then

Reviews

[Cherrie Palmer]

Yes, cavemen and PETA have little in common

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Cherrie, Thank you for commenting. Writers Cafe has been down for a few days. I have not been able to post or review works. I post most of my works on the Poetry Soup web-site. They are pretty reliable. By the way, Happy Valentine's Day! Have a great day. Earl