The Kitty Cat To Do List

This is a didactic poem and "List" poem about a bad kitty...a very bad kitty

The Kitty Cat To Do List

Kill the yellow bird (the one in the cage)

Change its name from Tweety to Dinner

Eat the evidence down to the last feather

Stay clear from the other family pet

Make the psychotic pit bulls bed your toilet

Murder him and the owners in their sleep

Use sleeping pills and bazookas

Grow fingers if you must

Get the job done tonight

Pull the trigger twice (because twice is nice)

Bury them out back with the other trash

Scratch your back, (claws optional)

Sit back and relax

Smoke another cigarette

Use the newly grown fingers to that end

Go about your business like nothing happened

Use the dead people's credit cards for shopping

Confess your sins to a priest

*(Pope Francis says pets can go to heaven)

Send him a letter in the mail from jail

Beg for forgiveness or simply meow

*(The man said nothing about hell)