Explosive Personalities

Drinking nitroglycerin can cause indigestion and worse.

Explosive Personalities

Young ladies drink nitroglycerin

They would never hurt a fly

Please forgive them for their sins

They commit murders by mistake

It was an accident or a bad day

Let us pray

When they see God for the first time

They burp but not on purpose

He is much taller in person

Their friends from the west coast say

God carries a purse and has no gender

Silly people

What were they thinking

He is not from LA or Earth

If you curse He will forgive you

If you explode you are on your own

Reviews

[Ted Kniffen]

Terrific poem, Earl. It seems like a lot of people are drinking nitro...and I didn't know young people from the west coast were aware of God...He doesn't seem to be much in favour anymore.
You can take your actions as far as you'd like...but if you explode...%>}

A good write.

[Earl Schumacker]

Thanks Ted! I appreciate your comments. Very funny. Earl

[Chris Shaw]

Your author's note had me smiling. I have known a few of these who create mighty explosions. They can create a mighty crater too and then the calm. That's where you took me Earl. Have a great day, all good wishes from across the pond.

Chris

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Christine. Thanks! Glad you liked it.
Side note: Is Brexit a breakfast cereal or do you have to eat it at every meal? You must be sick of it by now. We hear about Brexit here morning noon and night. It sounds like a breakfast cereal that comes with an economic crunch and solid punch. Have a great day. Earl

[Chris Shaw]

We are sick of it here too. Want it carried out in the name of democracy. Unfortunately the policians don't like what was voted for :(

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Christine,
So much for democracy. I feel bad for you and the other voters looking for justice. Have a great day. Earl

[Chris Shaw]

Thanks Earl and you have a good day too :)