Bohemian rapsody lyrics but with misheard lyrics

(: first happeh

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to disguise as seed.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
50 ways the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise.
Mama, ooh (50 ways the wind blows)
Make me a creampie
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Gotta moosh, gotta moosh, With a really fun d***o
Chunda and lightning
Very very frightening me
Balileo, Balileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, and if you don't
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this warm sausage tea
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
B***h is allah!
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
B***h is allah!
We will not let you go (let him go)
B***h is allah!
We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Never, never, never, never let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
The elder poop has a devil motorcycle me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, get your lips to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
(50 ways the wind blows)