The Biggest Booger

Something I came up with while putting black bags in a skip

                                                                   THE BIGGEST BOOGER

I went and found a booger

The biggest I'd ever seen

Full of tiny nasal hairs

And shades of red and green

Some parts were rather squishy

While other parts crisp and dry

But then I went and dropped it

And I began to cry

"Where oh where is my booger

It really was a winner

I was hoping I could have saved it

And ate it for my dinner"

Reviews

[barleygirl]

This is the kind of poem that kids would love! You go completely over the olfactory, when it comes to miniscule observations (red & green? squishy? crisp & dry?) Most of us are tossing that bugger down the hatch before someone sees us do it . . . but not you . . . you're sitting there with a magnifying glass, trying to ascertain the true essence of this prize booger! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[George David Hope]

Glad you enjoyed it. Not my best work but it only took a few seconds to come up with. Thanks for taking the time to read it

[Dave Brown]

not literature's most popular topic, but this finger rapping piece is quite funny as is most of your offerings
Just came across you on a lousy rainy day and quite enjoyed it all

Dave B

[George David Hope]

Sorry for the delay in replying. Glad you enjoyed it and I brightened up a soggy day. Not my best work but just something stupid I did on the spur of the moment