Never Put A Lolly

Never Put A Lolly

A Poem by George David Hope
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Something I came up with when I saw a post on facebook by my cousin of an article she'd read

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                                                                   NEVER PUT A LOLLY
Never put an iced lolly
In your lady parts
It's not big nor is it clever
Some say it even smarts
I know it might get sticky and quite clammy
In this time of roasting heat
Why don't you just do a handstand in a cold shower
To make you cooler and more upbeat

© 2019 George David Hope


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Even tho this is totally off the wall, there's always someone who can relate to the most unexpected writing. This reminds me of one time using some kama sutra mint s**t on a guy's dick & he hit the roof with excruciating burn/tingle/frost sensations for so long, we spent half the night trying to soothe his dick. Pardon my reverie. That's what happens when you write something off the wall like this. What I Love about your poem is how you recite this in a matter-of-fact way, as if everyone sticks a frozen lolly in their c**t, like routinely telling the gynocologist to warm up the cold metal speculum first! Great fun piece of imagination! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 4 Years Ago


George David Hope

4 Years Ago

Right before I reply to your comment I'd just like to share this with you (and you cannot laugh)...... read more
barleygirl

4 Years Ago

Thanks for starting off my Saturday with belly laughs & tears!
George David Hope

4 Years Ago

Sorry I didn't read your comment fully...I thought my dad was the only one daft enough to do the tri.. read more

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Added on July 26, 2019
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