The Little Vampire that Could

This is funny!! On the top of my head!!

There once was a vampire named Bart

He held a job at a local Supercenter Wal-Mart

He liked this girl named Britney

But was too shy to ask the lady

Out on a date with his Mercedes

Because he only stood at 5'3".

 

However, one of his friends

Named the Count

Asked him why he wouldn't ask her out

And he replied because he was so stout

and then he began to pout

 

His friend, gave him encouragement

To ask her out on an engagement

Because he knew how to hook up with the chicks

And I am not talking about the ones that clucks and clicks.

 

He said, just be yourself and you'll do fine

Just act cool and not sublime

And you will find

That within yourself

You have the courage

To ask his hottie out

And then you both will kiss on the first night out.

 

Bart was happy and gleaful

So he went in early to meet her

And when he asked

She said Yes

And that night they when to dinner.

 

That night in his Mercedes

He went to the house of Britney's

And knocked on the door with a bouquet

She answered the door

With a roar

And jumped into his hot rod road boar

And then they went to a resturant called El Lamour.

 

The night was a success

And he would bet

That he would get

To get that kiss

That his friend promised.

 

Just before the two left the eating establishment

They had to refreshen.

They both walked into the back

To where they could take a crap

However, Britney went into

The men's restroom.

 

Bart thought this was weird

And asked her very sincere

And to his surprise

Britney was not a she

But a full Blown GUY!!!!

 

The lesson of this story

Is to eat your vegitables and celery

Or you wil not go out on a straight date,

But one that will be quite irate!!

 

Author's Note

Funny huh?

Reviews

[Anastasia Starlena]

Ok I nearly fell off my chair. Wow funny piece.