Ode to Noodlehead's Missing Head

Ode to Noodlehead's Missing Head

A Poem by Gurglesnarch van Caasi
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It's gotta be somewhere

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Ode to Noodlehead’s Missing Head

                  

The pasta used to have a face

The pasta also had a head

And somehow after she lost it

The pasta still wasn't dead

 

Whether in linguine or tortellini

Pastas need a face to cry

It’s sad indeed how Noodlehead

Lost her nose, lips, and eyes!

 

It wasn't shoddy cropping

Her profile picture’s serious

Some mental patient hacked it off

When she was still delirious

 

She stumbled and she bumbled

Tripped and fell and dropped her brain

It’s funny how so many think the

Mental patient was the one to blame

 

I mean, I might be off my rocker

And might’ve pushed my gran off hers too

But it’s still unfair all this profiling

I escaped and had nothing else to do!

 

The truth is, she is just too clumsy

She dropped something important while named Noodlehead

And she lost her face, for it was on it!

Noodlebumble(ing clutz) now instead!  :D

 

 

© 2014 Gurglesnarch van Caasi


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ah the noodley toodley bumblesweet noodle head. this was a great romp of a poem and I thank her for sending it my way and you for writing it.

Posted 7 Years Ago


This is really fantastic (and funny too, of course)! I hope that Ms. Noodlehead liked it as much (or more) than I did! It also has the feel of a creepy nursery rhyme in a way (I think it's the lines about the "mental patient hacked it off").

A very enjoyable and well written piece - noodle must be flattened...er...flattered.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Hahaha! This is filled with a fun and humorous tone that keeps the audience's attention held until the very end. I enjoyed reading this. I am a fan of Noodle(head or bumble). She is so talented. What an awesome ode to her!

Posted 7 Years Ago


She had a head?? Are you sure?? Well, one way or the other, this was a unique Ode to Ms bumblenoodle.. er I mean noodlehead.. wait, she doesn't have one.. liked the fun, the humor and the way you gently tease in this poem...
by the way what is a gurglesnarch?? ;0) ~~redzone

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

8 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed this piece (for I am pretending that you did!)!
A Gurglesnarch is a sort of .. read more
redzone

8 Years Ago

I heard that about names in Africa ... er..I mean it's a nice name, different and except for the bir.. read more
Great poem. :D. You have a great sense of humor.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

8 Years Ago

Thank you kindly! :D Glad you liked it!
Now this is a funny poem.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

8 Years Ago

Thank you kind sir!
A funny poem this is, I particularly like the last stanza..I am sure our noodlebumble was so thrilled

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

8 Years Ago

Thank you :) I'm glad you liked it
This was kind of silly, but funny in a way, got me smiling haha.
I loved the rhyme scheme, seems like it came naturally and wasn't forced and it was brilliant.
I loved it was quite the funny little piece.
Great write :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

8 Years Ago

Thank you :) I'm happy you enjoyed this :)
cimmy wuv xxxooo

8 Years Ago

Your welcome :)
It is quite nice. Love this one with smile.

She stumbled and she bumbled
Tripped and fell and dropped her brain
It’s funny how so many think the
Mental patient was the one to blame

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

8 Years Ago

Thank you for the review :) I'm glad you like it!
Saddam

8 Years Ago

It is fantastic, why not any one would love that. My pleasure.
Lol! I was wondering what happened to her "head" as well - A fun piece!

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

8 Years Ago

Thank you :) Glad you enjoyed it

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Greetings. I am eighteen. I am a renaissance man: An artist and A bodyguard and A philosopher and A secret agent (I made that one up) But most importantly I am A writer. .. more..

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