Ode to Noodlehead's Missing Head

Ode to Noodlehead's Missing Head

A Poem by Gurglesnarch van Caasi
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It's gotta be somewhere

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Ode to Noodlehead’s Missing Head

                  

The pasta used to have a face

The pasta also had a head

And somehow after she lost it

The pasta still wasn't dead

 

Whether in linguine or tortellini

Pastas need a face to cry

It’s sad indeed how Noodlehead

Lost her nose, lips, and eyes!

 

It wasn't shoddy cropping

Her profile picture’s serious

Some mental patient hacked it off

When she was still delirious

 

She stumbled and she bumbled

Tripped and fell and dropped her brain

It’s funny how so many think the

Mental patient was the one to blame

 

I mean, I might be off my rocker

And might’ve pushed my gran off hers too

But it’s still unfair all this profiling

I escaped and had nothing else to do!

 

The truth is, she is just too clumsy

She dropped something important while named Noodlehead

And she lost her face, for it was on it!

Noodlebumble(ing clutz) now instead!  :D

 

 

© 2014 Gurglesnarch van Caasi


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*laughs* what a delightful humourous poem!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you :)
A cute poem, with a fun feel.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you :)
oh my goodness i am so laughing for ..... oh one minute and ....maybe a bit more ...right out loud ...all by myself ... in my 6X9 computer room ...(i think something may be wrong with me) ... but ..that aside .. no one deserves tribute more than the beloved Noodle ... be it head .. or bumble .. (personally i miss the Noodlehead also) ... but .. bumble will do .. precious Noodle .. you rock!
E.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

thank you so much for your slightly crazy review! :D
I'm glad my tribute to her put such a ma.. read more
s y e

9 Years Ago

Your laugh made me larf, EN! ;-)
Ha....who needs a head when you can bumble you're way through with such talent. She's uber cute with or without one! ;-) Cute little ditty of a tribute....

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you very much! I agree
Very funny. and clever! Good job.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you very much :)
Hahaha very funny. Sounds about right lol :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thanks :)
Wonderful, humorous, creative. She will love this...:)..........

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you :)
Sami Khalil

10 Years Ago

You are welcome...:)..............................
Absolutely amazing. You have a way with words...

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you very much :)
Bahahaha this is a very humorous write! You've definitely have some great work here and dedicated to our dearest Noodle! Fantastic! :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you for the kind review :) I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
haha good one! very funny tribute, enjoyed :) x

Posted 10 Years Ago


Gurglesnarch van Caasi

10 Years Ago

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

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